batman in the house!!

pada hari itu...aku baru pas amek wuduk...
kua je dari toilet menghala ke ruang tamu, tetibe aku nampak kelibat bende terbang yang berwarne hitam meluru kearah aku...
siol..
terkejut beruk aku!
terus aku capai telekung and then korang jangan harap lah kan aku nak biar je bende hitam tuh bertebaran tak tentu hala..
tapi jgn harap plak aku nak cuba halau die lah kan..
aku terus cekup kepale aku ngan telekung and...
bertinggung kat situ sambil menjerit macam org meroyan..hahahahahhahahahahahha
siryes beb~
aku memang takot gile babeng ah...
bendealah tuh terbang2 atas kepala aku, aku risau gile kot die nak gi cakar aku ke gigit ke ape ke
kalo kene ngan tikus boleh dapat leptospirosis pastuh mati..
tapi kalo kene ngan batman jadik ape beb??? vampire?
kus..seram..
memang aku dok bayangkan die bukak sayap die ngan taring menyeringai je mase tuh, tuh pasal jerit tahap nak nangis2 neh..
aku ingat kalo aku jerit gitu, datangla superhero dari memane..
tapi aku punye superhero pon dok menggigil kat bilik lagi satu sambil protect die punye kain pelikat...
puas aku merayu kat die soh tolong aku, tapi yang aku dapat hanyelah soklan semula: saya nak buat ape??? awk larilaa datang sini...dey, gua dah nak tercabut kepala lutut, tade terbegerak sikit pon kot..hoh..memang sedeyh gile ah time tuh....penat bagi superhero makan, last2 kene protect diri sendirik..kekekekekeke..
pastuh dicelah2 kegawatan tuh, aku terdengar laaa macam bende kene kat kipas lalu terpelanting..
weyh, korang jgn igt aku hepilaa bile dengar bende tuh..lagi aku menjerit sakan tak hengat~
yerlaaa...kalo betulla batman tuh yang kene kipas tuh, tak melimpah ruah darah memercik kat akU???
aku dah bayangkan daging2 bertebaran and telekung aku dah basah dengan darah..memang aku jerit tutup mulut je pasal takot darah masuk mulut ngan daging2 die sekali ke ape...
and aku pejam mata sikit punya kuat pasal takot gile nak tengok ape yang dah terjadik kat bende yang dah langgar kipas tuh....memang meraung tak hengatla..
aku nyuruk je dalam telekung tuh wlupon aku tahu yang bunyik sayap batman tuh dah hilang..
yerla, aku dok imagine, kot kalo aku kuar dari telekung tuh tetibe si batman tuh terkam muke aku ke..lagi ngeri kalo aku kene tengok die nazak kan? aku tak penah tgk batman nazak tapi kalo die nazak macam ayam kene sembelih memang horror habeh weyh..mimpi sampai bebile gamaknye..pastuh plak, kalo die tak nazak aku takot yang aku nampak badan die tanpe kepale ke plak? takpon dah terbelah2 keluar otak..ke kepala die je dok depan muke aku..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
after beberape lame aku menjerit sesorg, barula si superhero datang...senang je die cakap: eh, dah tadela bende tuh...aku soh die tgk betul2 and memang die cakap tade pape yang mencurigakan, tade sebarang mayat, kepala, otak atau usus2 berkeliaran...so aku pikir, oh, mungkin si batman tuh dah blah la kot..mungkin bunyik yang macam kene kipas tuh jes sayap die and die survive..or mungkin tuh hanyelah khayalan aku...
so aku pon bukak ah telekung aku and bukak mata...tidak ku sangka, itulah tindakan dan decision yang paling aku menyesal pada malam itu...hahahaha
pasal bile aku bukak je mate, betul2 depan bijik mata aku adelah si batman yang dah terjelepuk kaku...bertuah punye superhero aku rabun ke ape agaknye sampai bende tuh pon tak nampak....tertipulah aku lagik
make haruslah aku sambung tekup muke semula dalam telekung and sambung menjerit sampailaa si superhero amek penyapu and sodok mayat batman tuh and campak luar rumah...huh

pastuh, aku terus semayang..
beberape ketike pastuh superhero itupon panggil aku keluar..
rupe2nye kat balkoni rumah aku ade lagi satu mayat batman...aku cam pelik,. apesal plak laa umah aku jadik tumpuan batman malam neh...
tapi yang pasti, batman tuh da penyek kene bedal ngan penyapu sampai patah2 penyapu tuh dikerjakan oleh si superhero...masalahnye, sampai sekarang aku tak tau adekah batman itu dah lame mati atau mati ditibai dek penyapu...ahaks...

sekianlaah riwayat batman forever~

p/s: ade gambar die tapi memandangkan komputer takmo memberi kerjasama maka next time jela aku upload..huhu

kl gangster

disebabkan hidupku sudah tiada hala tujunye, maka, hari ni aku pon pergilaa usha movie...
kekadang tetibe hati aku terase bersalah...yerlaa, hari2 dlu kalo aku g usha movie konfem rase bersalah sebab tak study...hari ni bile idea study tu sendirk macam tak masuk akal, aku tetap rase bersalah bile nak pegi berfoya2..ahaks..tah mende tah..another reason nak tgk movie is nak mempergunakan kad student aku dengan sepuas2nye memandangkan kad tuh da tak valid pasneh...pasneh da kene bayar tiket adult, takley gune name student dah (padahal aku dah dengan banggenye mengannounce aku da letak jawatan as a student universiti musim ini sejak minggu lepas lagi...hahahahahhaha)

anyway, cite kl gangster neh agak menarik..jalan cite biasa jela, cume melibatkan sikit2 lawak tak hengat dari zizan and bercirikan kekeluargaan...kalo tak sebab tuh, die macam cite2 gangster yg lain lah, gaduh, gaduh dan gaduh lagik..huhu

cumenye, kalo laaa aku yg jadik cameraman cite tuh, aku rase aku akan cube dapatkan satu tripod yang stabil baik punye supaya takyah aku lari sesame dengan aktor2 tuh sambil hangkut camera berat nak mampus tuh untuk rakam aksi dorang (at least nehlaa yang aku bayangkan cameraman tuh buat bile rakam lakonan org)..pening kepala aku tgk gambar movie bergegar-gegar especially time dorang sume ngah bertumbuk2 dan berkejar2an..rase macam dorang menggunekan gegaran tuh untuk menutup ketidak-real-an cite tuh je..padahal kalo tak bergegar cantik je pon movie tuh kot aku rase...

anyway, aku suke ah ngan aaron, adi putra, zizan, adam corrie and mamat yg name ajib tuh...lawa seyh dorang berlakon...yang si SY tuh plak, bakpeelaa die kene speakang dialek ala2 cina weyh? dah macam org kedah try cakap cina plak..klako..laki aku pon pening kapla beb (yer, laki saye org kedah) plus, die berlakon tak real sngt pon bab tumbuk2 tuh...mulut saje lancang disitu (thanx kepade si penulis skrip..huhu)

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

(Actual writings from hospital charts)
>
> 1 . The patient refused autopsy.
>
> 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
>
> 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
>
> 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
>
> 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
>
> 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
>
> 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
>
> 8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
>
> 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
>
> 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
>
> 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
>
> 12. She is numb from her toes down.
>
> 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
>
> 14. The skin was moist and dry.
>
> 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
>
> 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
>
> 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
>
> 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
>
> 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
>
> 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
>
> 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
>
> 22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
>
> 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
>
> 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
>
> 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


26. vomiting one week ago containing foot particle

27. right iliac fossa pain not aggravated by foot

i encountered no. 26 and 27 myself in a medical record at a hospital where i did my practical...huhu

p/s: a reminder for my by my dearest lecturer: mr ahmed awil adam..(desperately praying that i won't do the same mistake and to constantly check my English as a medical document is a legal document and my words can be used against me..yikes)

done

done with school n now i am thinking how and when to start...
i dun want to regret my decision and i dun want to rush in making one...
i have fought a long way to be here and somehow indulging myself into another responsibilities in a very short period of time doesn't feel worth it..
all i want is to be doing something i am ready to do and do it whole-heartedly..
i love medicine..but to be doing it with full commitment needs a lot of courage..
finding courage to do something that is WAY different from studying needs some time..
i mean, i went to hospital like everyday of the weekdays, now, i need to go even in the weekends and public holidays..
i went to hospital at my own leisure time, go home at my own leisure time...but now, that's already my past and i will be going there day and night, no choice, period!
God, that's really scary and it really, really spoils my happiness of passing the exams..
right now, i feel so depressingly unhappy, that even my dad feels weird about it...i should be running around the house like a maniac, happy but i am definitely not...yesterday, my aunts and uncles were here and all i did was scream angrily at my little cousins or just give them the scary angry looks and they'll stop whining about..that's how bad i am..
so i suppose, taking a break might do me good...
my mum said, i am married..for me, to work is just for my own satisfaction....i only need to help faiz to raise our family if he doesn't have the means for it but he's a doctor too...and i am only one of her daughter and she has got many children as well to be helping her apart from me, therefore its not a one girl's show..so the burden of working to supply other people is not there for me, except helping the poor la...i am lucky~
so its never about the money, but its about the satisfaction and dedication to it...
i asked my lecturers for advice, and my conclusion is, there's nothing for me to regret if i start a bit later except maybe i get a bit dusty...

so i really, really hope i am doing myself justice now and later on because if i don't nobody will...